Dave Barry Turns 50

Yes, Dave Barry has turned 50.
And no, he's not going to whine about it. In fact, he's not going to dwell on the negative aspects of turning 50 at all, like the weight gain that results from merely watching food commercials, or that you discover random hairs sprouting from unexpected sectors of your body.
Instead, Dave is going to make all of you out there under the half-century mark envious with a rundown of the advantages of turning 50. For instance, you know all those newspaper articles about Middle East turmoil you read because you think you should? Dave doesn't read 'em, because with his eyes he can't! And you know all that energy you expend trying to look and sound hip? Dave doesn't. because after 50 it's hopeless and he's through trying to be one of the Boyz N the Burbz.

Author(s): Dave Barry
ISBN: 9780345431691
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: August 1999
Number of Pages: 224